Pandora

Most of the brain space in Changmoria (and time and money) is dedicated to that wrinkly ol’ one-eyed Redbone Coonhound Shar-Pei mix, Pandora.* She, sigh, has her own Instagram, @pandoras.barks (Get it?).

* Responds to Panda, Pandita, Pandabear, PBear, Wee Bearess, PnDr, Pandar, PunDuh, Peanutbutter, Old Junkyard Dog, Lump, Lumplestiltskin, and anyone with food.